Lay Report #5

So with all this in mind, I decide to go for a make-out immediately. She’s mildly receptive:

Her: “Let’s sit on the couch.”
Me: “Okay.”

We sit on the couch and I start making out with her again. Feeling her huge fake tits. Now she’s fully receptive and it was pretty much on from there.

So in this situations I read the signs and decided to move things along quickly and hook up as soon as possible. Obviously not every girl is going to be cool with this. I used my intuition on this one and it paid off.

The sex wasn’t that great, we weren’t that compatible and in my opinion she was pretty boring, but whatever.

After we finished I start to get dressed:

Me: “So do you have work tomorrow?”

Her: “Well I’m a dog walker, so..”

So.. what? What the fuck? Something about her answer was just.. I dunno it seemed a little strange. Also, I don’t know anything about dog walkers, but do they really get paid to the point of being able to afford decent Upper West Side apartments (although with scary looking elevators I might add)? But whatever, I didn't really care much for the answer, I was tired and wanted to go home, I don’t think I’ll see this girl again.

So I leave, it’s pouring rain. I light up a cigarette and drive home. I don’t have that really “high” feeling that I usually do when I have really good sex with a girl. So out of all my “Lay Reports” so far this girl was the least fun. Was it worth it? Should I have just went home at 12 am and watched some awesome porn? I’m not sure. I’d say its 50/50 on that. Although, the facts are that I had sex with a hot T-Girl so I guess I can’t really complain.

I get home, shower, and I’m in bed going through some texts. Her number is at the top, and I was deciding whether or not to save her in my phone. Then for some reason my mind started to think about the “dog walking” conversation. I still thought there was something strange about that. (Note: Anyone who might be a dog walker, please don’t take any offense to this. I’m not hating on dog walking, I just lack the knowledge that it is a full time profession).