Sort by
Relevancy

Free Stories

61%
Car Broke Down
A Fantasy: Car Broke Down My car was running hot so I pulled into a driveway so that it would cool down. I got out and raised the hood and added some water. I then got back inside and smoked a cigarette and sipped on a beer that I had. I listened to the radio and glanced out the window and... Read full Story
iluvgurls 2018-11-14 7,714 Small Tits Creampie Blowjob Lingerie cum in mouth
84%
SUMMER VACATION by Spanky de Bautumn
In our house, it was a well-known secret that my mother kept her change in the top drawer of her dresser. The same drawer she kept her slips, chemises, panties, and all other satin, nylon, or lacy ladies undergarments. During the summer, my brother and I would run to that wondrous drawer when... Read full Story
SpankydeBautumn 2021-01-22 13,095 Small Tits Crossdresser Cumshot Masturbation Fetish Blowjob Lingerie Shemale and Girl cum in mouth
80%
Ladyboy Loves Up The Midwest
When Jasmine, a Thai ladyboy, moved into a small town in Iowa the locals didn't know what had hit them. She was instantly the talk of the town; initially for being so different and exotic but once she opened her club her reputation spread right across the county and state line. It was only a real... Read full Story
shemale lover 2011-10-08 6,546 Blowjob Ladyboy massage
86%
My First Ladyboy
I was working in Bangkok a couple of years ago. As was the normal practice all the guys would finish work on a Friday afternoon and head to the local bar for a couple of beers.. This particular Friday we were in the usual place chatting and having a nice relaxing time......when she walked in....t... Read full Story
shemale lover 2015-05-23 8,911 anal Blowjob Asian
91%
Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
BEN437 2018-11-19 13,934 Teen (18+) Amateur Cumshot Bareback Creampie Blowjob Big Cock Asian Ladyboy domination Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
100%
Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
BEN437 2018-11-19 5,591 Teen (18+) Amateur Cumshot Bareback Creampie Blowjob Big Cock Asian Ladyboy domination Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
79%
Fucked and sucked by a ladyboy
Our reader Maxie wants to share what it is like to be fucked up bottom by a ladyboy and getting a blowjob from her at the same time. Seems very exciting, what do you think? ;) On a recent visit to Thailand I went further than I ever thought I would. I picked up a "young lady" Bangkok wh... Read full Story
shemale lover 2015-02-09 10,532 suck Ladyboy fucking
100%
Philippines vacation with a Dominant Big Cock Ladyboy (Part II)
Please read the initial story to get proper context. I spent a 9-day vacation in the Philippines with a sexy and super sweet 34-year old Filipina Ladyboy I met online and developed a relationship with before traveling to meet her. It was the first and only time to visit the Philippines. Less t... Read full Story
AllenB 2024-08-07 4,086 Amateur Asian Ladyboy
91%
My First Ladyboy
I was working in Bangkok a couple of years ago. As was the normal practice all the guys would finish work on a Friday afternoon and head to the local bar for a couple of beers. This particular Friday we were in the usual place chatting and having a nice relaxing time. When she walked in. Taller t... Read full Story
shemale lover 2013-08-09 13,446 Cumshot Asian Ladyboy big boobs
100%
Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
the greatest liar 2019-06-18 8,217 Teen (18+) Small Tits Amateur Group Sex Latina Blowjob gangbang Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
62%
First time with a ladyboy
Another little first timer's story and 5 minutes of glory for our reader Greg. I remember my fist time like it was yesterday. We met at a bar the most beautiful woman i have ever seen. A the end of the night she asked me for a ride home so natrally I gave Her one. She looked so hot in her tigh... Read full Story
shemale lover 2015-05-05 9,184 anal Blowjob dick
81%
Ladyboy Switch Story
I am messed up with how I feel about this. I still love looking at women. I love tits and arse. I like the soft feel of women – kissing them and feeling their bodies. I don’t look at men in public and get turned on – men with clothes on do nothing for me. Put me somewhere that I can see those same m... Read full Story
shemale lover 2015-02-27 7,500 Cumshot suck Shemale Fucks Guy Ladyboy ass fucking swallowing
100%
TG Neighbor
With Christmas and New Year’s over, the weather here in Florida has become cooler, 45 degrees last night and it will be in the mid-sixties for the rest of the week. We live in a sub-division right off the waterway, very private. My neighbor usually comes down around Christmas and stays until tax ti... Read full Story
Jon Paul 2022-04-22 7,103 Big Tits Cumshot Latina Bareback Creampie Shemale Fucks Guy Blowjob Asian Ladyboy Guy Fucks Shemale
88%
Alex
I'm a straight guy! a few years ago, I stubble the cross shemale p***. now I must say, it felt weird, I mean being used to watching females doing p*** on my life. but I have to admit, these shemales that I was watching were passable, and most of all looked very f*******. shemale p*** made my di... Read full Story
Mike212 2018-05-28 7,053 Teen (18+) Small Tits Amateur Blowjob Ladyboy Guy Fucks Shemale
50%
Suckin' Clit-Stick and Lickin' Her Tits and then you find out. .
25 years ago. . . Yah so, I saw this Gorgeous Girl standing by the bar in this nightclub in an unnamed city I shall say here. . . and I'm thinkin' to myself ' .....geeeez, what a fucking Gorgeous Chick! ' I made my way over to her and did my best to make some small talk, bought her a rum and coke.... Read full Story
Katrina_Electrika 2018-11-20 4,804 Ladyboy
100%
Casino Girl
I had been working as a casino dealer for several years and would occasionally meet some very attractive women and chat. Asian women have always been attractive to me, whether the exotic appearance or maybe because my Mom was Pacific Islander, and a lot of people thought I was Asian. Mia was a bit... Read full Story
Jon Paul 2022-01-03 3,294 Stockings Cumshot Bareback Blowjob Asian Ladyboy Guy Fucks Shemale
100%
Santa Likes Shemales Femboys
Did you know Santa Clause is real....and he likes shemales femboys??!I It happened last Christmas Eve. I fell asleep watching the snow fall just outside my window. I was comfy under my layers of warm blankets I clutched tightly, in the black lace panties and red lingerie night dress or nighty I wear... Read full Story
Chrissy Tunnell 2022-12-01 4,084 Small Tits Crossdresser Amateur Bareback Fetish Big Cock Ladyboy Lingerie domination Guy Fucks Shemale Mature
100%
Sissie Slut's Windows of Womanhood
I flash back to my first time with a grownup adult at the tender age of16 . I was so nervous now that we were here in the motel room. I was nervous for so many reasons. I lied to my family and told them I was staying at a friend’s house. Instead, I'm here with Mr. Joey in a motel room and he was my... Read full Story
Regina10 2021-02-22 7,107 Crossdresser Bareback Creampie Fetish Blowjob blonde Ladyboy Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale Ass to Mouth cum in mouth double anal
91%
Chicago TG Romance
Most transgendered girls I have met want to be treated and romanced just as a normal girl would. Only in the height of passion should your animal instincts take over. I was in a Las Vegas club earlier this year and had great conversation with some tranny women. I was instructed if I wanted to meet s... Read full Story
Jon Paul 2018-06-04 8,365 Cumshot Bareback Blowjob Asian Ladyboy
88%
Alex and Jon
Alex was not beautiful, but had a sexy attractiveness that most could not help but take a second look. This was the case with Jon as he searched adult Friend-Finder ads for someone that would satisfy his desires and dreams of a companion. Alex, a transgendered Filipina girl, had the bronze skin colo... Read full Story
Jon Paul 2022-09-21 5,766 Group Sex Cumshot Bareback Creampie Shemale Fucks Guy Blowjob Asian Ladyboy Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
87%
Chicago TG Romance (part 2)
As you must read part one of this story, one of the most interesting and attractive T-girls I have met is sleeping beside me in my motel room after a wonderful evening of being together. Beth awakened around 4am and got up to go to the bathroom. She was brushing her teeth and heard me stirring, I di... Read full Story
Jon Paul 2018-06-04 6,414 Amateur Shemale Fucks Guy Blowjob Asian Ladyboy Ass to Mouth cum in mouth
70%
First Tranny Experience_Part 1
I met a girl that was fantastic, maybe a body builder, but she was a smoker. We became just casual friends when someone told me she was a transgender. She moved we lost touch but that short friendship introduced me to the attraction to transgendered girls. I really wanted to get to get close to some... Read full Story
Jon Paul 2018-08-06 7,378 Group Sex Bareback Creampie Blowjob Asian Ladyboy cum in mouth
80%
Manusha sleeping with a bank manager for loan approval
The incident of this story is almost 5 years old and this happened between me and a bank manager in a leading nationalized bank and you know for what he was demanding a favor from me? Hehehe.. That’s in the story..! This was in 2015 when I applied for a personal loan from one of the leading nati... Read full Story
Manusha Tranny 2021-10-14 7,994 Crossdresser Amateur Blowjob Asian Ladyboy Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale Mature Homemade Ass to Mouth cum in mouth
100%
TS Lisa from Frankfurt +49151-26928696
Every time I'm in Frankfurt, a visit to Lisa is a must. She has a small apartment near the old opera house. You can always reach her pretty quickly. I call her and she answers straight away. I say hello Lisa, I've been to your place before and she answers in a friendly way, so you know where to go. ... Read full Story
Bigpruegel69 2024-09-07 2,582 Cumshot Creampie Blowjob Asian Ladyboy cum in mouth
100%
Lady and the Cop continued
The next night Regina got a visit from. Larry the cop who openly declared war on shemales and trannies. He was working a homicide where a trannie friend had been killed in her apartment. Larry was a known shemale hater and he never failed to express his opinions. Tonight he was in her apartment to ... Read full Story
Regina10 2018-03-06 5,022 Small Tits Big Cock Ebony Ladyboy Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale Ass to Mouth
38%
Am I gay?
Please help me. I'm confused and unsure if I am gay. I feel so ashamed of myself. I don't want to be gay but I was molested by my neighbors at 6 years old and from then on I would wear my mom's panties or sniff my sisters while masturbating. Cumming would always make me feel guilty for what I have d... Read full Story
Chinaysissyslut 2020-02-24 6,706 Stockings Teen (18+) Small Tits Crossdresser solo Amateur Masturbation Asian Ladyboy Lingerie Homemade webcams
100%
My 1st Time was Not the Only Time.
One late night after hitting the slopes and partying I left my friends birthday party feeling extra horny. It was about 6 or 7 in the morning now and after having no luck finding an escort I responded to an ad on craigslist posted by a trans woman. I figured two things, this dick isn't going to suck... Read full Story
LesFuax 2019-02-16 9,597 first time Small Tits Amateur Latina Bareback Creampie threesome Blowjob Big Cock ass fucking barebacking barebackedshemales first time with a tranny raw anal raw dick raw fucking firsttime
100%
delicious virile male flesh
Tasted delicious virile male flesh… The breeze caressed my swollen nipples giving me pleasant shivers. The two glasses of Riesling had also contributed to my excitement. My crotch was burning as if the disappearing sun had blown all its thermal energy into me. Under my fine lace panties, purple o... Read full Story
hippocampus_171 2023-04-23 5,480 anal Small Tits Amateur Creampie Blowjob Mature small cock big ass feminisation cum in mouth gaycd virile
25%
Fantastic threesome w/ Miranda Pinocchio & Danielle Albuquerque
Today taken by the craving for something really big I call Miranda who answers me immediately and despite the language barriers and her way of speaking not always understandable we agree for 70 and a quiet thing. I sling in Naples, central area, the usual low in the alleys between via Marina and the... Read full Story
RonWisley 2020-05-04 5,052 Amateur Cumshot Shemale Fucks Guy threesome Blowjob Big Cock
86%
Party with my best friend
To continue the topic of shemales fucking girls, I am publishing this awesome story of a young girl getting fucked by her high school friend! Enjoy reading! My name is Cindy, and I am 18 years old. I have blonde hair and brown eyes, and boys think I am very sexy and attractive. But the story I am... Read full Story
shemale lover 2015-06-09 5,809 Blowjob blonde cum
90%
Satin Blowjob
I was soooo horny. One of my ultimate fantasies was coming true; I was in her bedroom... she was supposed to be away for the weekend and I had found my way into her walk in wardrobe. I couldn't help but take my clothes off. I had then run my fingers across all of her outfits hanging up. From her ... Read full Story
shemale lover 2012-09-03 6,856 Stockings Cumshot Blowjob Big Cock Lingerie
80%
Three In A Day
Clara felf especially slutty today. She briefly gazed at her long legs shimmered in the smooth, silky black stockings, and black patent leather pumps as she pressed the gas pedal of her car. Her olive skin and black wig were set off by the brightest shade of red lipstick she could find. Driving d... Read full Story
iluvgurls 2018-11-12 5,006 Small Tits Crossdresser Group Sex Cumshot Blowjob cum in mouth
80%
One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
BalkanLoco91Ri 2019-10-24 9,434 Small Tits Amateur Cumshot Masturbation Creampie Shemale Fucks Guy Blowjob blonde Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale Homemade pov cum in mouth
100%
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
SpankydeBautumn 2021-02-22 4,122 Small Tits Crossdresser Cumshot Bareback Blowjob Big Cock Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale Interracial cum in mouth
100%
Mein erster Blowjob
Nun hat es endlich mal geklappt. Ich schrieb längere Zeit mit einer anderen Sissy und lernten uns immer besser kennen. Nach mehreren vergeblichen Versuchen sich mal live zu treffen, hat es dann endlich geklappt. Wir trafen uns auf einem Parkplatz. Ich hatte bereits einen heißen String, Strapse und e... Read full Story
Maja 2023-07-04 1,907 Stockings Small Tits Crossdresser Amateur Outdoor Blowjob Big Cock Lingerie Homemade sissy
50%
trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
the greatest liar 2024-09-09 1,694 anal Small Tits Bareback Creampie Asian Guy Fucks Shemale small cock Ass to Mouth cum in mouth
80%
Banquet
I was never one who was very comfortable at large social events and though I typically drawn to exotic foods, the banquet just wasn't something I wanted to attend. Trying to avoid it all I tried to schedule my work load so that I would be out of town on the day of the banquet, but at the last minute... Read full Story
shemale lover 2013-03-13 5,610 Small Tits sucking Blowjob jerking ass fingering
84%
"Just Treat Me Like A Lady" My First TS
I had just moved to San Antonio for a new job. I only knew a few people from work and asked them where I should go for some night life. They told me to go downtown and gave me the names of a few bars. I was 27 at the time, athletic, a little over 6'0" and about 175." I have a good body and dress cas... Read full Story
shemale lover 2014-11-27 7,096 first time tranny Small Tits Cumshot suck Blowjob oral sex
41%
My first date with a "shemale"
I met a guy whom i worked with and found out he was bisexual,it didn't bother me nor did i care because i know who i was.I realized he was trying to date me without asking me if i was that way.I flat out turned him down and told him i didn't go that way! I was still young and new to this. I was coo... Read full Story
bmogotti 2020-03-09 13,757 anal first time Small Tits Crossdresser Amateur Blowjob shemale Big Cock Ebony fuck Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale Homemade motel
72%
ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
SpankydeBautumn 2021-01-29 11,865 Teen (18+) Small Tits Crossdresser Fetish Blowjob Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
100%
My latest Project
Hi there, I'm a slim, smooth boy from Germany who's totally obsessed with Fembois, Sissies, Traps, Shemales (small tits), dicks & CUM I'm also very style-obsessed: I love (androgynous) topmodels, catwalk fashion-shows and stylistic hair & make-up design! When it comes to sex, I'm pretty unexpe... Read full Story
Boy001 2021-03-22 2,385 cock Blowjob cum gay twink cocksucking cumplay mindfuck stroke buddies
100%
Rebecca's Secret Part 2
-5- Rebecca lay in my arms, trembling after the most incredibly orgasm she’d ever experienced. Hell, it was the most incredible orgasm I’d ever experienced and I wasn’t even the one who’d had it! We held one another in the darkness, myself stripped of every article of clot... Read full Story
shemale lover 2011-10-19 4,433 Small Tits asshole orgasm ass licking
100%
Big Surpise In Small Package
It was a Friday night and I was extremely horny and just my luck my girlfriend was out of town, but I wasn't horny for her I was craving cock. I knew I was bi for a long time and loved to have a nice hard cock to play with every once in awhile. So I decide to call my girlfriend to tell her I was goi... Read full Story
shemale lover 2012-06-11 4,603 anal Group Sex Cumshot Blowjob
73%
Tabitha at 19
Tabitha’s home from her freshman year of college. She’s gone off to California to a screamingly liberal school and I’m sure she’s been making new friends, learning new things, opening her horizons and fucking safely. After I popped her cherry and we had a very discreet summer of me teaching her a lo... Read full Story
Giantsquid 2017-05-16 7,024 Small Tits Amateur Cumshot Blowjob Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
71%
The story of how I became what I am now...
I was on a trip to Germany with some of my friends. I was 16 when this happened. We went to a club one night and I got really drunk. They challenged me to approach a cute girl and ask her for a drink with me. I was drunk so I didn't really care so I went there and bought her a drink. We talked and I... Read full Story
FeetQueen 2019-01-08 5,999 Stockings Teen (18+) Small Tits Amateur Shemale Fucks Guy Lingerie Homemade cum in mouth
85%
My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
the greatest liar 2019-06-14 12,463 Small Tits anal sex Latina Masturbation Bareback Creampie Blowjob Big Cock transformation gangbang Shemale and Girl Guy Fucks Shemale Sex Toys Ass to Mouth cosplay hormones high school real life situations
33%
Chance Encounter Part 3/7
We were passionatley kissing each other for a while and slowly but surely I could feel her wonderfull cock grow hard again………. I told her how good her cock felt and we continued kissing but now she was rhythmically sliding her cock over mine while we kissed. Her luscious balls felt rock hard as w... Read full Story
Katlick 2019-10-21 5,428 Small Tits Bareback Blowjob Big Cock
100%
My favorite fuck part 1
Your responses and views have been a desirable response and encouragement for future stories. I’m just a guy, who wishes to be a girl, wanting to be seen and accepted as a female. So Thank you. I’m hoping to make more stories, and more to those willing to see me, and accept me. Much love :) Y... Read full Story
Mistysis 2020-11-02 3,282 Stockings Small Tits Crossdresser Guy Fucks Shemale
100%
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
SpankydeBautumn 2021-02-23 2,892 Small Tits Crossdresser Amateur Cumshot Blowjob Big Cock Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
100%
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT by Spanky de Bautumn Part 7. Sunny spent the night with Antonio and the next day they went to Mel and Shari’s for some fun. Antonio had school, so he was up and out early on Tuesday. Mel was in the shower and I was laying in bed, my mind wandering and not real... Read full Story
SpankydeBautumn 2021-03-02 3,003 Small Tits Crossdresser Cumshot Bareback Creampie Blowjob Big Cock Lingerie Guy Fucks Shemale cum in mouth
95%
First time
Hi, my name is Sandra. In fact, I'm not exactly a girl, but a CD. Even as a child, I felt different and I used every opportunity when I was left alone in the apartment to dress up, to put on women's clothes, to put on make-up. In time, I started watching porn, as did all my friends. But, unlike them... Read full Story
cd Sandra 2021-10-13 6,138 Stockings Teen (18+) Small Tits Crossdresser blonde Guy Fucks Shemale
100%
First Cross-dressings Loosing Anal Virginity
It happened after a month of me blowing that guy twice...I mean I was so damn excited and was craving for his cock....I was blowing him every weekend in his car after the school...his cock was almost 7 inches and was so thick and that I like so so much the gagging he was giving everytime, that chock... Read full Story
Trapbomb1 2022-07-29 7,333 Teen (18+) Crossdresser Bareback Creampie Blowjob Big Cock virgin virginity sissy cum in mouth double anal sissy slut virgin ass
100%
Unexpected Twist
I'm a reporter for a regional newspaper in Germany, in my 30's and always in search of a good story. Last summer, while visiting a local pride festival for a short report, I got in contact with the regional queer community. A few months before, a new editor-in-chief took over in our office, a very c... Read full Story
webandy87 2023-11-22 7,503 Small Tits Amateur Masturbation sucking Blowjob blonde Homemade femboy young ts
91%
HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
CDDIXIE4U 2019-01-08 34,909 Teen (18+) Crossdresser Cumshot Masturbation Bareback Shemale Fucks Guy Fetish Blowjob Big Cock Ladyboy Lingerie domination Homemade Compilation cum in mouth shemale + shemale
100%
HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
CDDIXIE4U 2019-01-08 14,584 Teen (18+) Crossdresser Amateur Cumshot Masturbation Blowjob Big Cock Ladyboy Lingerie domination Guy Fucks Shemale Homemade Compilation Vintage cum in mouth
100%
Five Years Gone
"Five Years Gone" "Hi, this is Maribel." Her voice was a little more throaty and lower than I had envisioned, but that along with her Spanish accent made her even more alluring. I kept running her photos through my mind while I answered: "Hey Maribel, I was hoping t... Read full Story
shemale lover 2011-10-13 4,131 asshole Blowjob asslicking